Melburg Luft

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:13 am**

Hey Fellas,

I need your help!

Little ol 'me would really like a Bud Vase for the old girl.

The ones I have seen all seem to cost an arm, a leg and a right kidney and arent necessarily the nicest looking either.

Car is grey, red interior, so looking for something to compliment.

Any one think they can help me (insert eyelash battering here)

Cheers,
Ash

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:34 am**

Happy herbs in the city sells a nice bud vase ash.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:41 am**

So close to being a Dad joke it's not funny!

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:42 am**

Aren't you two married?

Don't you talk at home

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:57 am**

I work 2000km's away for 2 weeks at a timne Jase, we've got our relationship sussed!

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:03 am**

I know mate I'm stirring shit is all

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:09 am**

You, never!

Working away gives me too much time to get online, buy things and find things for Bob to do while im not there. Gotta keep the boy out of trouble!

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:13 am**

Trust me Jase, when she is home we only talk when her iPad needs charging.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:18 am**

Thats funny

I was educating a mate last night about what he has to look forward to when he gets married soon.

You know woman lets herself go, puts on weight, doesn't take care of herself, turns off the sex tap all the good stuff

I don't think his missus was overly impressed, she was there too

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:07 am**

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:01 pm**

Ya don't hafta be married for that shit to happen

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:06 pm**

Haha Jase, I can proudly say Marriage had the opposite effect on me!

If only that man would give me a big shed i'd be happy! Humpf!!!

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:12 pm**

Have a word with my missus please Ash. Thanks

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:07 pm**

My pleasure Lee!

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:49 am**

Jase wrote: Thats funny

I was educating a mate last night about what he has to look forward to when he gets married soon.

You know woman lets herself go, puts on weight, doesn't take care of herself, turns off the sex tap all the good stuff

I don't think his missus was overly impressed, she was there too

why is this man still single ? ?

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:08 pm**

phatratpat wrote:
Jase wrote: Thats funny

I was educating a mate last night about what he has to look forward to when he gets married soon.

You know woman lets herself go, puts on weight, doesn't take care of herself, turns off the sex tap all the good stuff

I don't think his missus was overly impressed, she was there too
why is this man still single ? ?

So he doen't have to put up with all their crap

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:32 pm**

phatratpat wrote:
Jase wrote: Thats funny

I was educating a mate last night about what he has to look forward to when he gets married soon.

You know woman lets herself go, puts on weight, doesn't take care of herself, turns off the sex tap all the good stuff

I don't think his missus was overly impressed, she was there too
why is this man still single ? ?

Because he chooses to be happy

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:30 am**

Looks like someone is selling their vas collection on ebay. There are some noce ones in there.

http://www.ebay.com/sch/ralphmh/m.html? ... 4340.l2562

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:55 am**

Oh my, I'm in love with this one!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Autovase-Autobl ... _610wt_922

Any one speak German? Would love to know how much postage would be?

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:27 am**

Just ask Ash, I think he has made it clear he caters for global needs by the English/Deutsch ad....

Melburg Luft

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